I know I posted this over at www.yellowshoess.blogspot alr!
But I just want u to rmb how we punish him when he is naughty!
FA ZAN! means Punishment: stand in one corner.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Kukubrain Max.
ANYWAY,
yesterday I saw a lizard running into my room and I was trying to catch it but MAX DAMN KPO.
He saw me running so he ran too and then he blocked me and I almost tripped over his body and the lizard was gone.
GONE!!!
GONEGONEGONE.
Now I have a new pet and it's a lizard.
What should I name it?
LIDO!!!
HAHAHA.
I'm going to see many of its poop now, man.
MAX FAULT LA.
ALWAYS HIM ONE.
Evil dog.
Max's head so big brain so small.
Usually when I come back home or ANYONE comes back home,
he will be pawing frantically at the fence.
We use the fence to lock him in the kitchen cos ma's afraid he might chew off the *new* shoe cupboard.
But anyway,
I didn't see him at the fence today and I was really frightened.
I called out to him several times while removing my slippers but he didn't respond so I dashed to the kitchen!
I saw a puddle of pee and 2 long poops lying on the floor.
WHERE WAS HE???
Hiding beneath the chair.
HE KNOWS LOR.
HE KNOWS IT'S WRONG TO POO AND PEE EVERYWHERE AND WE'LL GET ANGRY but he purposely!!
You can just see it on his cheeky face, man.
Sometimes he looks like he's laughing at us also.
Usually when I come back home or ANYONE comes back home,
he will be pawing frantically at the fence.
We use the fence to lock him in the kitchen cos ma's afraid he might chew off the *new* shoe cupboard.
But anyway,
I didn't see him at the fence today and I was really frightened.
I called out to him several times while removing my slippers but he didn't respond so I dashed to the kitchen!
I saw a puddle of pee and 2 long poops lying on the floor.
WHERE WAS HE???
Hiding beneath the chair.
HE KNOWS LOR.
HE KNOWS IT'S WRONG TO POO AND PEE EVERYWHERE AND WE'LL GET ANGRY but he purposely!!
You can just see it on his cheeky face, man.
Sometimes he looks like he's laughing at us also.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
28TH APRIL PICS.
MAXIE POOPOO.
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See his tongue.
It's the reason why mom and I tripped on the floor.
He cannot stop leaving puddles of drool wherever he goes!
Max is a bear.
Asking him to take pictures with me but he don't want.
Max is a bear.
Asking him to take pictures with me but he don't want.
Anyway, bought this for Max in hope that he will stop chewing on my fingers.
According to my sister,
he only plays rough with me but doesnt do that to Sis and Matt.
HE'S NOT TREATING ME SERIOUSLY LOR.
Look at his eyes.
Look at his eyes.
PIG SIA.
See maxie so buSy.
EVERY TIME SURE GOT STH STUCK ON HIS TONGUE ONE.
See maxie so buSy.
EVERY TIME SURE GOT STH STUCK ON HIS TONGUE ONE.
Once got one fly stuck there at that exact same spot.
So stupid. Then walk arnd the house with that piece of tissue stuck on his tongue.
So stupid. Then walk arnd the house with that piece of tissue stuck on his tongue.
Dugong dog..
Cheeky face.
Maxoneball.blogspot.com
Actually that is his kukujiao.
My buddy.
My buddy.
(only sometimes. when he eat his shit, i refuse to acknowledge him)
Thursday, April 23, 2009
A day in the life of Maxy's.
OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A SHEEP IN MY HOUSE!!!!
HAHIEAHIEH.
Ok whatever.
Ok *does Ok sign* I pretend to be Max.
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Hi this is Max blogging.
My mommy told me we are filming animal porn.
This is me Posing.
That's my mommy.
She said I've no friends.
That I'm her only friend.
"URGHRUGHERUH!! NO THIS CAN'T BE"
(=,.=)
HEHHHHHHHH.
Weather very hot.
Tina wants to cut my hair but mommy don't allow.
Tina likes to smell my backside.
and blow air in my nostrils.
and smell my eyes then poke my eyes.
Mommy thinks i'm cute.
We are the short legged family.
Except for daddy.
I didn't inherit his legs.
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